Short vs. Long

long hair cow, originally uploaded by astrothug.

Me: Do like my hair better long or short?

Him: Short.

Me: Shorter than it is now?

Him: Yeah. I like it when it's off your face.

Me: Huh. (Considers effort it's taken to grow it thus far)

Me: Sean likes it short, too.

Him: Who's Sean?

Me: My gay hair dresser.

Him: Well, there you go. The two most significant men in your life.