Todays Moment of Happiness - The Shat!!!

The first few seconds of this was clipped but other than that? Ben Folds on keyboards, Joe Jackson on supporting vocals aaaannnndddddd.......The Shat!

Seriously, track down the album version of this. It's worth it!

What Every Woman Knows By Now

I'm really, really liking the feminist/fashion/pop culture blog Jezebel (link to the right). Today they posted an excerpt from an article from Atlantic Magazine printed in 1950 and, man, how things have not changed in the weird world of womens fashion magazines. I'm gonna post the entire thing below but a warning to dudes: you might actually have to be a woman to really appreciate the humor and irony here.

It is as much a source of amazement as of income to me that readers of the women's magazines have such an insatiable thirst for reading the same information over and over again, despite the fact that any one year's reading must inevitably give enough information about the technique of being a woman to see one through a lifetime. I have, then, no fear of spoiling the market, either for myself or others. Every subject in this symposium, given a snappy title and an angle that appeals to the editor, will still be worth a substantial fee.

ACCESSORIES
The simplest are in the best taste.
Men like women to be in the best taste.

BROKEN HEARTS
Find a new interest
Time cures all.
Men don't like women to ring them up.

CARE OF FACE
Remove old make-up with cream (dry skins), lotion (oily skins), or superfatted soap (if you must).
Then dab face with an astringent lotion.
Then pat in nourishing cream.
Blackheads are frequently due to internal causes. Drink lots of water.
Men are repelled by pimples.

CHARM
Charm is an indefinable quality.
Men like it.

CLOTHES
Choose the clothes that suit you.
You can be perfectly dressed at every income level.
Little touches of white must be immaculate.
Diagonal stripes are slimming.
Invest your all in one good little black dress (or tweed suit).
Don't go in for clutter but have lots of bits and pieces that will make one outfit do the work of ten.
Men like black satin, well-cut tweeds, floating tulle, utter simplicity, and don't notice what you wear anyway.

CULTURE
Read good books sometimes.
Men don't like cultured women much.

FIGURE
Figure deficiencies are frequently glandular. Consult your doctor.
A good corset can correct many figure faults. Have it fitted by an expert.
Good exercises can correct bad figures. Here are some.
Men like good figures.

FURS
If you can't afford good furs don't have any, but there are some awfully cheap ones in the shops.
Men are impressed by mink -- but then, so are you.

HAIR ON THE HEAD
The condition of the hair reflects the general health.
Massage with the finger tips stimulates the scalp.
Brush fifty times a day and wash at least every fortnight.
Choose the hair style that suits you and don't get into a rut.
No moral opprobrium is attached to dye.
Men love those gleaming tresses.

HAIR, SUPERFULOUS
In the armpits remove by depilatory.
On the legs remove by depilatory, wax, sandpaper, or razor; the last will coarsen the new growth.
On the face remove by wax (will weaken growth) or by electrolysis (will kill it).
If the growth is slight, bleach with peroxide-and-ammonia.
Men notice superfluous hair.

HANDS
Before doing rough work smooth a protective cream over your hands.
After washing, smooth a creamy lotion over your hands.
Make your hands flexible by shaking in one way or another.
File your nails to the shape that suits you.
Press back your cuticles after you've had a bath.
Chipped polish looks slovenly.
Men abhor scarlet talons.

JEWELRY
One big good piece is better than a lot of little cheap trinkets.
One big cheap piece is better than a lot of little good ones.
In fact, One Big Piece is Best.
Men are better if they like jewelry.

MAKE-UP
Smooth on foundation cream or lotion, not forgetting neck.
Add rouge where it improves the natural shape of your face.
Add discreet eye-shadow and mascara on the upper lids only.
Paint outline of lips with a brush, fill in with lipstick, blot on a tissue, powder, and add more lipstick.
Press in powder over face and neck; remove surplus.
Men don't like women to be obviously made up.

MANNERS
Be sweet to old people.
Be kind to his mother.
Be nice to other girls -- they have brothers.
Don't comb your hair or clean your nails in public.
Don't order direct from the waiter.
Don't swear or drink too much.
Men hate red marks on coffee cups.

MARRIAGE
Enter it joyously and proudly.
Remember you've got to take as well as give.
There are all sorts of compensations.
Men should be encouraged to wash up.

PERFUME
Choose the perfume that suits you.
Spray it onto your body but never onto your clothes.
Test new perfume by trying a drop on the back of your hand.
Have different perfumes for different moods or make one perfume distinctively YOU.
Men are enraptured by perfume.

SHOPPING
Either go with an open mind or with a rigidly-to-be-adhered-to list.
Either enlist the help of the shop assistant or don't let her make up your mind for you.
Either men like shopping or -- more usually -- they don't.

SHYNESS
Prepare a few conversational remarks to break the ice.
Try to put the other person at his ease.
Instruct yourself in current affairs.
Join a club.
Men like a woman to be a good listener.

SPECIAL OCCASIONS
Cream hands thickly and sleep in gloves the night before.
Try to fit in a facial and a hair-do.
Rest for an hour with your feet up and pads over your eyes.
Make up extra specially carefully.
Oh, men, men, men.

TOP SECRET
Consult your doctor.
Send us a stamped addressed envelope.
Men are beasts.

Headboard Drawers

Headboard Drawers, originally uploaded by Maryja.

We have our bed!

Craig finished it this past weekend and he and Ivan spent an entire afternoon transporting it to our place and setting it up. Doors had to be removed and shelves taken down to maneuver the 3 large pieces that comprise the entire unit into our bedroom where Craig then reassembled it.

We've both emptied our dressers (and purged some articles of clothing in the process) and still have plenty of room in the drawers which is good because we have laundry to do and will need the space.

Click on the pic to go to my Flickr page for shots of the entire bed.

Today's Moment of Happiness: Animated Gomez

Another fan video, but this one is all kinds of awesome. An animated dream set to "Notice" by one of my favorite bands, Gomez, from their album How We Operate.

Today's Moment of Happiness: Emma Bunton

Was never a big Spice Girls fan, but I love this song. So in honor of the end of the Spice Girls World Tour here is Baby Spice solo!

I'm Feeling Crafty, Part 2

I've taken a couple of steps in my great craft project. First, I braved the crowds at Ikea and purchased a Ribba frame in white so I can paint it if I want to. The last image in the mosaic above is the frame in black.

Next I did some research into craft paper. Since it's looking like this will reside in the bedroom I found a number of potential backgrounds at JCaroline Creative. I may end up buying all of the papers shown above and a couple of backup neutrals because I really don't know what will end up looking the best with our fuschia wall colors and the different gem stone colors in my necklaces. Maybe it won't matter at all, but it'll be nice to have options. More next weekend, I hope.